Beggars

If you didn’t know, beggars are rampant on poker sites. There are many ways to deal with them. Ignoring them is fine. One day, however, I was feeling mucho malice in my heart and really annoyed with one particular beggar. So I told him I would certainly transfer him $5. After making him wait 10 minutes while I played, I informed him that the money should be in his account, which of course was a complete lie. “It’s not there!” he replied. After stringing him along for as long as I could, he finally left disappointed. I felt proud of myself.

One time Dave decided to humor and humiliate a certain beggar that had been hounding him. He decided that spending a little money for a good laugh would be worth it, so he told the dude to send him this photo first:

Can you see the despondant look in his eyes?  It warms my heart.

What a grand idea I thought. I promised myself I would not miss an opportunity to own one of my own photos like this. So the other day the opportunity presented itself when a beggar appeared on my heads up table. I offered $5 for a photo and the message in handwriting. I got more than I bargained for when the beggar turned out to be a cute girl!

I did not request the bare ass but it was a nice touch. She also sent me photos of her and a picture of her bare boobies, called me sugar daddy, and sent an invitation to chat on AIM. I politely declined.

I reraise Mr. Dsanchez. I reraise.