I think it’s an art to play hands in such a fashion that induces rage.
PokerStars Game #11273083548: Hold’em Limit ($2/$4) – 2007/08/02 – 15:59:24 (ET)
Table ‘Koronis III’ 10-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: fergy26 ($108 in chips)
Seat 2: GutshotJimmy ($255.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Hielko ($95 in chips)
Seat 4: Greel13 ($141 in chips)
Seat 5: Sylk84 ($106 in chips)
Seat 6: FoldUDummy43 ($42 in chips)
Seat 7: CubfanAA ($104 in chips)
Seat 8: fjutzel ($73 in chips)
Seat 9: ClepNasty ($27 in chips)
Seat 10: POKER_34761 ($83 in chips)
GutshotJimmy: posts small blind $1
Hielko: posts big blind $2Greel13: folds
Sylk84: raises $2 to $4
FoldUDummy43: calls $4
CubfanAA: folds
fjutzel: folds
ClepNasty: folds
POKER_34761: folds
fergy26: folds
GutshotJimmy: calls $3
Hielko: folds*** FLOP *** [8s Js 5s]
GutshotJimmy: checks
Sylk84: checks
FoldUDummy43: bets $2
GutshotJimmy: calls $2
Sylk84: folds*** TURN *** [8s Js 5s] [Tc]
GutshotJimmy: checks
FoldUDummy43: bets $4
GutshotJimmy: calls $4*** RIVER *** [8s Js 5s Tc] [9c]
GutshotJimmy: checks
FoldUDummy43: checks*** SHOW DOWN ***
GutshotJimmy: shows [9h 9d] (three of a kind, Nines)
FoldUDummy43: shows [8h 8d] (three of a kind, Eights)
GutshotJimmy collected $25 from pot*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $26 | Rake $1
Board [8s Js 5s Tc 9c]
Seat 2: GutshotJimmy (small blind) showed [9h 9d] and won ($25) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 6: FoldUDummy43 showed [8h 8d] and lost with three of a kind, Eights…
FoldUDummy43 said, “what were you holding out for”
GutshotJimmy said, “hope is a wonderful thing, right?”
FoldUDummy43 said, “your a donk my bad”
FoldUDummy43 said, “forgive me for my responce and play on”
GutshotJimmy said, “*response”
FoldUDummy43 said, “great spelling bee champ and chump congrats”
…
*** FLOP *** [Ts 5s 5c]
FoldUDummy43: checks
GutshotJimmy said, “FoldFoldUDummy”
GutshotJimmy: bets $2
FoldUDummy43: calls $2
*** TURN *** [Ts 5s 5c] [Qc]
FoldUDummy43: checks
GutshotJimmy: bets $4
FoldUDummy43: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [Ts 5s 5c Qc] [9h]
FoldUDummy43: checks
GutshotJimmy: bets $4
FoldUDummy43: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GutshotJimmy: shows [Js Qh] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
FoldUDummy43: mucks hand
GutshotJimmy collected $28 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $29 | Rake $1
Board [Ts 5s 5c Qc 9h]
Seat 2: GutshotJimmy showed [Js Qh] and won ($28) with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 6: FoldUDummy43 (big blind) mucked [9s 3s]FoldUDummy43 said, “i must leave ive been tilted have a nice day”
GutshotJimmy said, “i will!”
FoldUDummy43 leaves the table
2 responses so far ↓
andyyoung1 // August 3, 2007 at 2:46 am
First hand, you are good by the turn. 5:1 pot. Don’t know why you make the 7:1 call with mid pair on the flop. But, if dummy thinks you are going to fold there, he hasn’t played with you long. Next time you see him you might thank him for his 4$ river donation and priors on the second hand. Only reason he is there is because he is about 2:1 that his spades will hold and he already knows you will pay him off if he catches.
gutshotjimmy // August 3, 2007 at 8:29 am
In the first pot, it’s hard to know if I’m good or not. A case can be made to play this a number of different ways.
The second hand I had raised the cutoff in a semi-steal as I do so often, so remember he called a raise preflop in his blind with 93. He obviously believes (correctly) that I am full of shit and wants to play some bad hands with me out of position (probably a mistake). He probably should have played the flop differently. The thing is, he does NOT know that I will pay him off if he catches, as is demonstrated by this hand because had I not caught my lucky Q I probably would have checked it down and folded.